{"product_id":"hold-the-line-green-edition-hoodie-copy","title":"“Hold The Line (Green Edition)” Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003eHold The Line\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003eWhile the rest of the world hits snooze, these guys are already on their third cup of coffee and their first “you’ve gotta be kidding me.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis guardian does not bark\u003c\/span\u003e—it \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ewrites reports\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, drinks gas station coffee like it’s a personality trait, and somehow keeps the peace between chaos, bad decisions, and that one guy who definitely “did nothing wrong.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHolding the line isn’t glamorous… it’s just \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003enecessary\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBecause when things go sideways, someone’s gotta step up, stay steady, and say,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e “Alright… let’s sort this out.” 🚔🐺\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store 8","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48528829677668,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/9372\/8356\/files\/17.jpg?v=1780685594","url":"https:\/\/foundingpatriots.co\/products\/hold-the-line-green-edition-hoodie-copy","provider":"Founding Patriots","version":"1.0","type":"link"}