{"product_id":"davy-jones-coffee-mug","title":"\"Davy Jones\" Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“The Nautical Problem-Solver”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen life gives Davy Jones lemons, he throws them overboard and drags the betrayer who brought them straight to the seabed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis is the guy HR calls when HR needs HR. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHe’s got a beard made of seaweed, a vibe like he smells faintly of cannon smoke and kelp, and a management style best described as ‘anchor-first, questions never.’ Break a promise at sea?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHe’ll show up like, “Hope you packed your snorkel, mate — oh wait, you didn’t.” In the world of ocean justice, paperwork is for cowards — anchors are the only form you need to sign.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store 8","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48528849109092,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/9372\/8356\/files\/25.jpg?v=1780686678","url":"https:\/\/foundingpatriots.co\/products\/davy-jones-coffee-mug","provider":"Founding Patriots","version":"1.0","type":"link"}